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Maybe I'm just as immature as the people who made this video but this is hilarious!
Fart Spelling Bee on youtube

They beat the Penguins pretty nicely last night at Staples Center. Kopitar vs. Crosby and Kopitar came out on top :) Looks like the Kings are capable of good things this season.

Street Interview Gone Bad

"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid."

Happy Taco Tuesday to you! Someone sent this to me and I thought it was worth sharing :)

Sean Avery of the Dallas Stars (formerly of the LA Kings, go Kings!) was suspended from the NHL for 6 games because he called another player's relationship with his actress ex-girlfriend "sloppy seconds". You can read the Yahoo article here. Don't get me wrong, I love NHL ice hockey but isn't it ironic that the NHL lets players have bloody fist fights in every game but the term "sloppy seconds" offends them? Or am I missing something? I think "sloppy seconds" is funny and Avery must have a sense of humor. Are things so politically correct now that you can't make a joke? Jeez!

I'm mourning the loss of George Carling who passed away yesterday from heart problems. I loved his stage act. He was so on the mark with his commentary on our society. I was hoping to see him in Las Vegas but never got around to doing it :( Rent one of his DVDs or CDs if you can, very much worth it. God bless, George. We love you.

I sure love coffee. I could propably go the rest of my life without drinking booze but I'd be really upset if I found that I could no longer drink coffee. I think I'd cry. Coffee Bean www.coffeebean.com is my favorite. I even buy their beans for when I make coffee at home. Yum!

Have you seen www.fark.com? It's not a nudie web site so don't get too excited. It posts daily articles from news sources about the idiotic, interesting and silly things that people do. Today they have an article categorized as dumdass about "Skinny models complaining they're not getting work because they're too thin. Eat a sammich, ladies!" Heck, I'd take a double double cheeseburger any day!

Today I heard George Carlin in Sirius radio. They have some stations dedictaed to playing just comedy. It was uncensored so I could listen to all the good stuff. They played his bit on the ten commandments. I had seen him do it on HBO already but damn it was so funny! Listen to it if you ever get the chance.

Do you ever watch the TV show "My Name is Earl"? I love this show, it's so funny. Last night Randy (Earl's sidekick) was trying to find a true love who would like him just the way he is. He was talking about a girl who sort of accepted him because " ..... one time I laughed real hard and cut one. Then she laughed real hard and cut one too." Nothing like farting around someone to really break the ice, huh? This Randy character is hilarious. He's a real simpleton and like a big kid. You got to watch the show to see what I'm talking about.

Wow, I sure wish I owned some vending machines. I had the munchies today so I checked out what was in the vending machine. The little bag containing a few cookies looked good. I was about to put in $1.00 in the machine when a moment of clarity came over me. I got in my car and drove to Big Lots where I bought a whole box of cookies for a buck. That will last me the whole week. How do you get into the vending machine biz? Must be nice.

Went to the doctor's office for my annual physical. Getting blood drawn is never very much fun is it? I just can't get used to a needle poking into my skin. Feels like it's going to poke out through the other side of my vein. I could never be a heroin user I guess. I read Rolling Stone magazine while I was waiting though. I like that magazine, always read it at the dr. office. Read a good article about the Iraq war and how it's creating more havoc than what was already there. I couldn't agree more. What also gets me is that it's costing so much money. Money that's going to be coming from my paycheck for decades. Nice going.

On a lighter note, I listened to Howard Stern on Siruis radio today. Damn, he's funny. He had some girls playing wheel of farts today. Howard had some guy come in who could fart at will. Really loud too! And the girls spun the wheel to see how close he would fart to their face - 12 inches away, 6 inches, 2 inches and right on it. Howard always make me laugh and I love him for that. So what if he's gross and juvenile ... you don't have to listen if you don't want to.